“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” – William A. Ward
“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said: ”Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim!” – Paula Poundstone
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day” – Anonymous
“I think every woman, maybe every man, looks in the mirror and says, ”Oh my God, there’s a wrinkle!”. So we’re all in the same boat” – Cheryl Tiegs